If a suicide bomber kills themself and a load of strangers;
1. How do they know they haven’t murdered a true believer?
2. If they murdered true believers, will they still go to the martyr’s heaven?
3. If they do still go to the martyr’s heaven, do they get less concubines for each true believer they murdered?
Enquiring minds want to know…
Monthly Archives: August 2010
mediocrity
I have not yet sold my soul to the devil of mediocrity, for that is life’s first true sin.
straight talking Sky
7.15am – My 10 year old daughter Sky is helping me choose what shirt to wear to work. I ask her if the stripey ‘dennis-the-menace’ long-sleeve shirt with shoulder buttons on one side I am wearing makes me look camp. Sky contemplating looks me up and down and says in all seriousness, “Only if you were wearing glitter boots.”