Percolating ePublishing’s Perfidious Parsimonious Platitudes…

So what’s percolating in the coffee pot of my brain right now?

I did some research on the whole ePublishing thing. That’s ‘electronic Publishing’ for those of us who are just beginning to scratch the surface of this netherworld of blogs, twits (sorry tweets…why aren’t they called ‘twits’ instead of ‘tweets’? Either that or it should be called ‘tweeter’ instead of ‘twitter’…I am truly lost…), facebookers and the rest. Sure I am a techie yet I find that I have fallen behind the technology times every time I close my eyes…even if it is only for a short nap on the train to work in the morning!

Enough babbling, here’s what I’ve learned so far:

To publish a book online you need to use a standard format. ‘ePub’ seems to be the generally accepted standard, accepted by most (if not all) ebook online stores and native devices (iPads, iPhones, Sony e-Readers, Kindles etc).

To get a book into ePub format you can export from a main office application (Microsoft Office or OpenOffice) to a PDF format, then use something like Calibre’s free ePub software to convert that PDF to an ePub document.

Once you’ve got your document into ePub format, you need to sign up with an online bookstore. Here’s where it gets a bit hairy, because to make your ePub ebook…

  • Available on Apple’s iBookstore you have to be based in the good ole US of A (as iBookstore limits publications to US based authors) Or sign up with a Print on Demand self-publishing house which is linked to iBookstore such as lulu.com.
  • However, Lulu does not provide eBooks to Amazon, so if you want to have your eBook also available on Amazon, you then have to sign up with Amazon Kindle and re-publish your ePub on their site as well.
  • Also, if you do publish with Lulu, you will not be able to publish a free ebook because Lulu will not allow it – only chargeable books will be sent to be visible on iBookstore.
  • In other words, if you do not live in the United States of America and want to self-publish a free eBook on iBookstore, you cannot…unless
  • You were willing to forgo any decent formatting, graphics, cover art or any other artwork, were willing to have another company pasted all over your freebook and give up the right to be your own ‘publisher’ (hence the term ‘self-published’)…because then you could always go for ‘Feedbooks’…who provide…
  • An online form-based interface to ‘build’ your ebook online then publish it…Feedbooks sell themselves as a major free ebook supplier to Kindle, yet the licensing involved of your intellectual property is dubious at best, so I would not personally recommend it. This site is mostly for rehashed ‘public domain’ type literature or writing, not authors trying to get their work out there.

So there you have it, the basic steps involved in creating a standard ePub formatted eBook and publish on both the iBookstore and Amazon Kindle. (Ok, so we have not actually stepped through the whole formatting / conversion to ePub format…I’ll get to that later as I am still hammering through it myself…suffice it to say that it is not

Next time, maybe I’ll have some nitty gritty detail to go into about the engine-room level technical experience in creating and converting eBooks.

Til then, I hope you have loads of laughs and don’t choke on the residual spittle! 🙂

Yours truly,

Em

Killer Application – Book II underway…Book I heading for a second draft… ;)

Hallelujah and pass the ammunition – I cracked the first draft of book 1 of the Killer Application series…how do I know it is a series? Well, this news of the first draft is a bit old – a few weeks old to be precise.

I sat down this evening and wrote the first two pages of book II.

So where is book I? I hear you ask. Still in the making. The first draft doth not make a finished novel – I am still in the rewriting of it.

But that did not stop my mind from wandering off and wondering where the characters had gotten to.

It’s all good…watch this space for more on the Killer Application series…brought to you by the good people from…inside my head!

download my first ever (free) eBook – Poemetics, a compilation of poetry!

I did it! Eureka! An ebook, at long last! – Have a gander at Poemetics Volume 1 – The Day I Forgot to be Sad.

Ok, so it is not in ePub format, but it’s a start! Today, PDF formatted ebooks. Tomorrow, the world! 🙂 (It was not as easy as it looks.)

This is the first of several free-ebook compilations of my writing, some of it from right here on DarkerZeus.com, like this first compilation. Others will be from unpublished work.

Amazon Kindle and iBookstore do not take PDF’s so I have to crack the conversion from Doc to HTML to ePub (the last bit is actually relatively easy) without losing all of the hard work formatting I did, and without having to spend over £1400 on ‘Adobe Indesign’ software…but I am still hacking away at it.

Who needs sleep anyway? I say to heck with it! Sleep is over-rated. A piffling thing like getting my z’s is not going to stop me from world domination.

So come on, help me out, spread the word. Pass on my eBook to all and sundry…let’s see if I can’t find enough poetry lovers out there to start pulling them back and critiquing my work – everyone loves to give advice and here I’m asking for it, so…

…does my bum look big in this? 😉

Til next time,

Yours Truly,

mE (Em)